la_sange
“To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance...”
gender:
female
age:
24
city:
Fresno
country:
United States
occupation:
ASR (no hablo espanol)
religion:
I'm in between religions.
politics:
I would like Trey Parker and Matt Stone to run for the presidency.
- Last great book I read:
- Jim Belushi's Real Men Don't Apologize. Misogynistic sarcasm is the epitome of what I strive to be.
- 3 things I want to do before I die:
- 1. Learn Japanese fluently; if only to mess with people's heads in Japantown. That, or have a conversation with the Heder twins.
2. Use my ninja skillz to befriend an African lion and utilize this friendship for the good of the world. Or, you know, to have a really awesome pet.
3. Hang out with the reincarnation of Dean Martin. He's out there. I know it.
- Last thing I experienced that impressed or amazed me:
- Coming to the realization that I have this insane ability to command my little universe. Whether adapting to new work surroundings or riding an elephant. That is not a euphemism.
- What you should know about me:
- I make strange faces when I watch movies or am in any sort of pensive state. I want to become a zoologist because of Steve Irwin. I'm working on two screenplays currently. I smoke cigarettes, drink rarely, and am politically incorrect.
If my iPod is on random, you will most likely hear a classic standard song before anything else. I have several versions of the song, "Everybody Loves Somebody." My ears are tolerant of every genre of music. I prefer my record player to my iPod, but it is not travel convenient.
I tend to be verbose, because I have a thing for the written word. I love reading them. I love writing them. I love utilizing them in every part of my existence.
I'm sarcastic. The world is just too damn serious.
- More about what I am looking for:
- That's harder to describe.
Someone with a sense of humor. Someone who can listen to Supertramp and understand. Someone who can contentedly play MarioKart for 849032 hours without getting bored or frustrated. But more than anything? Someone who can read this profile and totally dig my meaning behind my words.
- My tags:
- bladesofglory carlosmencia cartoons danecook ddr deanmartin discoverychannel dogbert epiphanies finaldraft franksinatra free garygulman genekelly giggles guitarhero harrypotter introspection jkr kol learning literacy moviereferencing nerdstuff oscarwilde owningthreerecordplayers previouslyowned quantumleap queen questionablecontent reading sammydavisjr senseofhumor singinintherain supertramp thebeatles theratpack videogamegirl willferrellisgod williamshakespeare writing xoxoxo yawp zed10points
drinks:
no
smokes:
yes, please
drugs:
no
| looking for: |
 friendship, dating, makeout friendship, dating, makeoutage range: 20-120 |