strawberrykiss
“Pain- will you return it?”

gender:
female
age:
22
city:
Marina del Rey
country:
United States
occupation:
Jerry's famous Deli Whore
- Last great book I read:
- The Poisonwood Bible.
- 3 things I want to do before I die:
- I would very much like to have children. I doubt the husband thing will pan out, but kids would be nice.
I want to travel the entire world and see as many places as possible.
I want to join the Peace Corps. Really bad.
Damn those are some big dreams... most likely I'll just end up a hooker on the corner of National and Sepulveda with 3 STDs instead of kids.
- Last thing I experienced that impressed or amazed me:
- Nothing impresses me much anymore. Maybe finishing all my finals without my head exploding?
- Tell us a story:
- So I was studying for my anatomy test at work yesterday with my friend Tanisha and my gay friend Peter. Tanisha was quizing me and she goes "what makes the skin of the penis appear to have a wrinkly surface?" and Peter goes "cold water and pussy." I love Peter.
- What you should know about me:
- I am dangerous. Seriously. Don't get too close, I'll either hit on you (regardless of your sex) or I'll try to fight you.
But honestly I am a very nice person.
Interests:
Depeche Mode, The Cure, and big sunglasses. Fuck you, I am awesome. Coheed and Cambria. Ballet. Germany, traveling, and sex in airplanes. Well, except for the latter, I don't really like that. Pepper. I miss my stoner days. Sushi, I really like sushi, anyone who eats sushi is automatically cool. I like music. Take me to shows.
- More about what I am looking for:
- David Gahan. I am looking for him and I will find him and sex him. I don't care how old he is, or how married he is, it will happen.
Ok, maybe not.
I am looking for the perfect boyfriend. He doesn't exist. So, therefore, I am looking for the perfect girlfriend. But I am not too into vaginas. So, hence, therefore, and so on, I am looking for a nice shack I can curl up into and become an asexual hermit for the rest of my natural life.
drinks:
no
smokes:
yes, please
drugs:
no
| looking for: |
age range: 18-25 |